Yeah I can do my homework or I could do something more enjoyable like injecting myself with hepatitis or swallowing glass
omg i came out as bi to my family because my dad had invited their best employee over, who brought his boyfriend and i tried to come out as bi to my dad before but he didn’t listen so when they asked me where i see myself 10 years from now i told them in nyc or paris with a husband oR WIFE AND MY DADS FACE BUT HE COULDNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HIS ///BEST/// ///GAY/// EMPLOYEE WAS SITTING THERE AND I JUST SAT THERE LIKE
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
WHO KNEW SNAILS ARE FUCKING MONSTERS
yum yum worm spaghetti
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
He who got her laid
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
My sister and my brother-in-law refuse to believe that Pansexuality is real and they laugh whenever the word is brought up. I’m fed up of it and I hate that they can’t accept that it’s a thing.
I certainly hope so or I’m gonna have a much harder time explaining which shade of queer I am.